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there's nothing i love more than a walking contradiction.
Mar 9 '10
ooerashleytrainwreck: -violalion: amypedders: crystelnicole: sadierex: lovelaura: I think exactly like your boyfriend and I am a genius because I was born to be this way… Think could actually be something I would say. I eat more than Miley Cyrus and I have weird dreams because I’m really really immature. I probably do eat more than Miley Cyrus. And sometimes I wonder if I am too immature. D: I am an angel and married to your grandpa and can fly because I use tumblr. i eat more than Ke$ha, and i can rap really well because i’m on crack and steriods. I am SUPER SUPER scared of ants and I sing better than MJ because I’m just an angel. I had plastic surgery to look like Edward Cullen and I say a lot of bad words cause I’m just an angel. I am SUPER SUPER scared of Dr Phil and I sing better than MJ because I use tumblr.

ooerashleytrainwreck:

-violalion:

amypedders:

crystelnicole:

sadierex:

lovelaura:

I think exactly like your boyfriend and I am a genius because I was born to be this way… Think could actually be something I would say.

I eat more than Miley Cyrus and I have weird dreams because I’m really really immature.

I probably do eat more than Miley Cyrus. And sometimes I wonder if I am too immature. D:

I am an angel and married to your grandpa and can fly because I use tumblr.

i eat more than Ke$ha, and i can rap really well because i’m on crack and steriods.

I am SUPER SUPER scared of ants and I sing better than MJ because I’m just an angel.

I had plastic surgery to look like Edward Cullen and I say a lot of bad words cause I’m just an angel.

I am SUPER SUPER scared of Dr Phil and I sing better than MJ because I use tumblr.

2,054 notes (via discobloodfeast & littlelady3795)

  1. music-and-wonderful-roses reblogged this from alacoque- and added:
    I’m engaged to Angelina Jolie and I have weird dreams because I was born to be this way (ok I don’t want to be engaged...
  2. stargleekpanda reblogged this from leodomel and added:
    I am SUPER SUPER SCARED of Justin Bieber...I’m not human. Welll, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad :p
  3. twistmefun reblogged this from yudahates and added:
    I kissed a hairbrush and I sing better than MJ because I was born to be this way...I used...
  4. alacoque- reblogged this from merakimela and added:
    I eat more than George Harrison* and I have weird dreams because I’m on crack and steriods *they didn’t have an 18 so I...
  5. leodomel reblogged this from princezuko and added:
    I’m a princess...tumblr. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  6. greatestlie reblogged this from sorrowcantbuildastaircase and added:
    I am engaged to David Archuleta and I dance badly because I use Tumblr.
  7. heeyally reblogged this from sorrowcantbuildastaircase and added:
    I KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I CAN RAP REALLY WELL BECASUE I USE TUMBLR.
  8. sorrowcantbuildastaircase reblogged this from davidphilippedesrosiers
  9. drumsticks-n-guitarpicks reblogged this from exequies and added:
    sing like hannah montana...i say alot of bad word cause i love fairies……
  10. doublepurple reblogged this from keepcalmandstaynerd
  11. yoursweetdecember reblogged this from sureyaabatmann and added:
    Im an angel and married to (since there no 18th ima go with the 19th ) justin bieber and can rap really well cause im...
  12. jennyxeli reblogged this from exequies and added:
    think EXACTLY like ants...secretly like Bieber a lot ‘cause
  13. wutzatumblr reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    am an angel married to Miley Cyrus...i can rap really well
  14. irefusetosiinkk reblogged this from myshiet and added:
    (August) I STRONGLY DISLIKE.. (23) Bill Gates (K) and i say a lot of bad words cause (13) i
  15. maroldandhaude reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I think exactly like Dr.Suess and i can rap really well because im on crack and steroids. ALAS! not 16 yet but.. oh well...
  16. keepcalmandstaynerd reblogged this from flying-pelican and added:
    I ran away from Lady Gaga and I have weird dreams because I love fairies -_-
  17. flying-pelican reblogged this from earthtochacha and added:
    I kissed ke$ha and I’m very quiet becasue I am a pure genius -_-
  18. sheillanadya reblogged this from earthtochacha and added:
    I am an angel and married to your boyfriend and I have weird dreams because I use tumblr.
  19. earthtochacha reblogged this from earthtomariii and added:
    I STRONGLY DISLIKE ants and I can rap really well because I use Tumblr. uh huh?
  20. myshiet reblogged this from sofarg0ne and added:
    (February)I am a princess and eat like…(19)Justin Bieber…(B)and secretly know magic because…(14)I love fairies. :D
  21. imperfected-paranoia reblogged this from sofarg0ne and added:
    I think EXACTLY like Justin Bieber and can fly because of Tumblr? That’s fucked up.
  22. therealbroblog reblogged this from insilencesealed and added:
    I am engaged to Ke$ha and i have weird dreams because I’m on Crack and Steroids
  23. imma-fucking-eat-you reblogged this from shonflows2610
  24. xvengeance6661 reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    Okay, so I sing like a spider and I can rap really well because I’m not human. LMAO! I didn’t know spiders even sung?
  25. xvengeance6661 reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    Okay, so I sing like a spider and I can rap really well because I’m not human. LMAO! I didn’t know spiders even sung?
  26. snooki-snickers reblogged this from earthtomariii and added:
    i kissed lauren conrad and i can rap really well because i’m just an angel.
  27. merakimela reblogged this from illwaitforyouforever and added:
    I’m SUPER SUPER scared of Edward Cullen and I have weird dreams because I was born to be this way…btw it’s only coz I’m...
  28. englishsummer-rain reblogged this from pullatriggerwithoutthinking and added:
    I strongly dislike a spider and i’m a genius because i’m just really dumb. MAKES SENSE.
  29. khairikeree reblogged this from exequies and added:
    had plastic surgery to look like a piece...say a lot of bad words cause
  30. killjoy-echelon reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    i sing like Angelina Jolie and I’m very quiet because I use Tumblr. :/
  31. pullatriggerwithoutthinking reblogged this from callherakilljoy and added:
    I am a fairy and like Timmy Turner and secretly know magic because I use Tumblr. Fuck yeah my sentence is cool.
  32. bbbluejeans reblogged this from mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou
  33. amyappleless reblogged this from earthtoshelley
  34. yourm0sthatedfriend reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I am engaged to Spongebob and I scream at everyone because I’m just really dumb. Yay :D
  35. dr0p-thegirl reblogged this from i-sold-my-soul-to-the-open-road and added:
    I eat more then Miley Cyrus and I have weird dreams because I am a pure genius.
  36. fyeahzackmerricksshinydick reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    Let’s see… I am a princess and eat like SPONGEBOB and can fly because I’m just really dumb.
  37. shonflows2610 reblogged this from monsturyang and added:
    april - 26 - M - 17 err ! hahaha xD
  38. earthtomariii reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I am a fairy and Like Dr.Phil and I have weird dreams because I am a girl…. uhhh, whaat? x] hahahah!
  39. coffee-4nd-cigarettes reblogged this from the-blackest-heart and added:
    I am a princess and eat like Lady GaGa and dance badly because I use tumblr.